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roid rage


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...monday at the gym marked a milestone for me.....your probably saying?....well...at the gym i was feelin good,feeling strong...started with my usual 135lb bench press warm up,the went to 225lbs,then hit 275lbs...then,put on the big three plates...315lbs....now its been unchartered waters for me for a bit,but what the hell,lets try it.......BAM..hit it...easy ****...."that was too easy" i said.....so i put on 335lbs....waited for my set,lifted it off the rack.......BAM..hit it....i was like "no ****?"....looked at the weight bench....put on 350lbs,tightened my belt and wrist straps,grabbed the bar,...one....two...three...LIFT.................BAM..hit it !! folks...i needed no spot to get that weight off my chest,for all it took was a little heart,a little soul and a little bit of steroids....next week: 365lbs !!!!   cowboy up baby!

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Jules, you are a bad ass motha****a!!! Kick ass! Now your milkshake might be better then mine!!! The boys will be coming into your yard! The spades partner is so proud!!! Good work Jay! (Hey, do you think NOW you might be intimidating to Erik? Heehee! ) Ain't this a second milestone though... are we forgetting the Boston? Love You!!!! up is right!  

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ahhhh..yes,the Boston


ps. holy sh*t cari..whats with the personal quote!!!!!!!!!!!LOL



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c'mon - Carla was the prom queen! (The Rock - Sean Connery!) I thought it was fitting!!! Again.... go Jay!


 



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350... awesome.  That's like overclocked or some s-h-i-t!!


New setup expected Monday.  When are we gonna finish getting your 'puter setup?



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I to have a new milestone, it's been four days 6 hours 5 min. and 36, 37, 38, 39...... Seconds since I've had a cigarette. But who's keeping count of the time? Hey Erik can i get some more Nicorette? So if you read about a guy with a sniper rifle in a bell tower in Ellington, it's just me!!!playing MOH 

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Where is there a bell tower in Ellington!?  This way I can be sure to steer clear of the area.


Go Steelers!



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will be ordering the rest of the stuff prob mon or tues for the new ...yeah, overclocked----'nuff said



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...as you all well know, numerous attempts have been made to top (or even equal) the Boston Cari and I had ran on the two mortal souls that quiet peaceful night, but.... oh well life sucks, get a helmet!...Erik's worthless attempt to cut on hearts was foiled cause he wasnt using his head .....is just one example of many who have failed and were sent away wondering what the hell went wrong ...until then.....WE RULE

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I don't want to see "Roid Rage"on this page(personal goals) unless there there are three little numbers in his reply. Now what where they, Hmmmm...... Oh Yeah!!!


365!!!! and it better not be in reference to the amount of days in a year!! I want to see LBS. after it!!



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.okay,okay.........last night was bench night and 365 was on the venue to be served up..wether i liked it or not....the usual 135,225,and 315 lb presses went up


...anyways.....they stacked 350 lbs on the bench and it went up....but i wasnt feelin' 365...just wasnt feelin it...so i put 355 on got under and barely got it without a spot...so i told my spotter 365 is just gonna have to wait another week..until then..........355 `nuff said ...lol



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Jay, when you ever get around to 365... you might intimidate me.... but probably not!!!! Go TEAM BOSTON!!! Often attempted.... never imitated!


BooYah Gramma!



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---F-UCKIN-A-RIGHT-!!!!!! you know it girl'

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Way to go Roid man But the day will soon come that 365 will go up faster than Erik on New Years Eve!! And it's nice to see you guys finally cheering for a Boston team even if it's your own!!!!



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....yet another small battle was won last night


at the gym....a small milestone...a small battle in this hell of a war im ragin' within me....last night was chest day...but it was repetition day..reps' only so here we go:  275 went up 10 times and 315 went up 6 times....yeah you read  it right...its all about results...results how many times have we all bought something thats hasnt worked ..alot...well folks...this is tried and true...want strength,come talk to me ..want me to go take a dump in a box and mark it with a guarantee?..i can do that, i got the time...so thanks for reading along w/me and putting my in and explaining to you that in the "300 CLUB"..membership has its privelages


..and,umm...no erik ...your shin-dig' doesnt qualify for the 300 CLUB... ..unfortunately,that's another club!! 



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To the J-man.


By the way I just woke up from Sunday finally, I think the Patriots won the Super Bowl. But I keep having this Reoccurring dream that I'm in Tommy Boy and I fall and crush a table. Not sure where that came from. By the way Rob do you want to get together and play X-Box tonight?? Also kudo's to Rob n C note for the SB spread I had a little to good of a time. But At least my boyz Won it all.


Best wishes for the Steelers, Chiefs, Bears and Cowboys next year. Rember were all 0-0 now!!



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J-man, please don't take a dump in a box, that makes me not happy. but good work my friend... it;s nice to know that you and erik are finally in the same club! (oh wait, you said that DIDN"T count!!) HAHAHAHA - C-note


Scottie-do - did you get that table form walmart yet? And has dre recovered from being your landing pad? 



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Working on the table thing. A is better although she is sporting some new bruises from the remote bashing. All in all a good time had by both!!


 Sorry your table blew up ricky!!!!



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"Limberger table for one." "Limberger table for....sir you're going to have to pay for that."



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Andy.... are you sure it was a coooonnnnneee? Maybe it was a guest at her wedding?

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I don't know what was funnier, Matt Foley, your Godzilla stomp on A's foot and the table, or the Hy-dou-ken through the remaining portion of the table... shattering it into a million pieces.

Or maybe it was the world's strongman on the Xbox controller as you ripped it into 100 bite size pieces... "hey, anybody see the 'Y' button anywhere??  No... but we have a Super Nintendo controller, does that help??

1 - plastic white table from Wal-Mart = $4.99
1 - XBox Controller S = $24.99
1 - bottle of Jagermeister = $42.99
1 - Scott on a rampage after the Pat's won the SuperBowl = PRICELESS!!



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Your Honor I have no defense, I throw myself on the mercy of the Court!!


And just imagine if they LOST



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That was the best night in Super Bowl history!! Flyin controlers!! Flying Limbergers!! Toothpick swallowing!! I love you guys!!!!



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Yes sir, Janet tittie.

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ahh...next day hangover...ugh

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You can see that act on any night that Rob & Andy go NINE!!!!

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DUDE F**K IT!! BLIND BOSTON!

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Dude, we're going BLIND NINE!

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you got jokes huh? why is everyone picking on the fat kid lately?!?

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Would my falling down a flight of stairs on 2 seperate occassions and not due to any fault of my own be a milestone??


I'd think so...



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nah, that was just really fu**ing funny. Your milestone would be going 9 and getting 9.

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